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Articles by Calamitous Jayne

Communication is Sexy

My dearest readers! This is to be our last sojourn together. I know, I know. Your fingers now clutch these flimsy pages just as your heart convulses a little in your chest. I, too, will miss you.For my last article, I would like to cover a topic that I have been asked in person. I have been...

Sexy Talk

Dear readers, it's that time of the week again. That time when I sit and try to come up with a topic that is general enough that it is of interest to a good number of y’all (sorry scat fetish column, I know you’ve been patient) but specific and unique enough that what I am saying can be exciting...

Sex, Emotions, Consent

Dear readers, I am having a hard time coming up with something to write about this week. As much as I feel like talking more and more about sex toys, I feel like I cannot continue to burden you with those pontifications.So I am taking the beginning of this column to, once again, encourage you to...

This Column is Masturbatory

In my rather chaotic exploration of all things sexy, I have bounced around a lot of topics. However, I recently realized that I have skirted around one of the most central, formative, and important things of all things sexy. Really, I should have just started talking about masturbation from the...

Fetishizing the Taboo

Hello Readers! I hope y’all had wonderful, relaxing, and ever so exciting fall breaks. But I have missed you, as I hope you have missed me! I have missed being able to pontificate on whatever sex-related topic I was thinking extra hard about that particular week. This week, I was considering...

Sex Column: Dingies, Labia, and Safe Words

Well hello y’all! I’m super excited for my column this week because I get to answer some questions from real live actual readers. These questions are especially awesome because they are not things that I would have thought to write about otherwise. But yes, I do still have opinions on them. I...

Sex Column: On Pleasure

Dear readers, I would like to put forward a proposal. I would like to assert that the act of sex—any act of sex—is not synonymous with seeking orgasm. Popular culture, media, and pornography (as they are wont to do) have perpetuated the simple belief that the orgasm is everything to sex. Of...

Sex Column: In Remembrance of Columns Past

I guess one column ago is too soon to do an “In Remembrance of Columns Past,” but I did promise a continuation of last week’s treatise on the less utilitarian aspects of the sex toy. I just wanted to try a snappy name.I said that I would talk about why anyone would ever need to use a sex toy, and...

Sex Column: Playing with Sex

Howdy everyone, and welcome to my second week! I must confess that I am already incredibly infatuated with all of you and need to take a moment to psychically send you love beams, hearts, and kittens through all the airwaves.Now that that’s out of the way, let’s get down to business, shall...

Sex Column: Introducing Calamitous Jayne

Howdy to the specific subsection of the 5Cs that reads The Student Life! I am your new anonymous sex columnist. I begin with a gentle promise: I am not here to goad you into anything. We are here to start slow and easy. No sex positions, acts, or fun...

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