Copyright 2003
The Student Life
 
 

Bush's Thanksgiving Turkey Under-cooked
By Laurel McFadden
Staff Writer

The most publicized Thanksgiving dinner this year occurred in a small airplane hanger in Baghdad, Iraq. President Bush, in a top secret trip into the war zone, ate Thanksgiving dinner and spoke to 600 military personnel in an attempt to make a personalized show of dedication to the war.

Frankly, I found it embarrassing. It is certainly true that holding a turkey in the middle of a cheering throng makes a far better photo-op than sitting behind a desk, signing papers. In this situation, the government seems to have gone for flair. Instead of using our extensive monetary and military resources to address any number of issues that might bring the war to a earlier close, improve conditions for either troops or Iraqis, increase education or simply address any other issue that activists across America fight for, America proves that it can keep a secret for about 24 hours, and send the President on a James Bond-esque spin to Iraq.


U.S. Aid Vital to Columbia's Growth
By Mario Velez
Contributing Writer

We must be wary of the tendency towards a simplistic, one-sided analysis when examining foreign aid to Colombia. True, Colombia has the highest proportion of murders and kidnappings in the general population of any country. True, Colombia is the world’s leading cocaine producer and exporter. And true, it is hard to effectively run Latin America’s oldest democracy while the nation undergoes a 39-year-long civil war that has claimed over 200,000 lives.





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Sternbach Balks Independent
By Rebecca Sternbach
Contributing Writer

A few weeks ago, I came across a copy of the Claremont Independent in Frary and made the mistake of picking it up. I always do this to myself, like the times I go to see a horror movie and then immediately regret it because I’ve freaked myself out. But the CI was like a car crash—I could not look away. The front page article lamented the fact that liberal professors overrun the Claremont Colleges, (a particularly irritating quote in this article defined African Americans as “the most highly sought-after and most liberal racial group”). In another article, a Pomona student expressed his dismay at the fact that Pomona College professors dared to express political opinions during class, (A professor? Expressing opinions? Heavens, no!). Okay, I’ll meet them halfway on this one. I suppose it would be difficult to be a conservative and have only liberal professors. However, I found little sympathy for the gentle-spirited conservatives struggling against repressive liberals here at the Claremont Colleges. Perhaps this is because the conservatives control, wait now, let me make sure to get this right... oh yes, the rest of the country.


Workers Deserve Licenses
By Kim Brettschneider
Contributing Writer

The California State Driver’s License bill, SB-60, would have provided immigrant workers with the right to drive with a license and to obtain car insurance in California. It was passed under Governor Gray Davis right before the recall election, but was recently repealed by now Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. SB-60 would have allowed immigrants to obtain a license and insurance, with the qualification that they provide tax reports, foreign driver’s licenses, birth certificates, and tax certificates. Since there was no strict background check on citizen status, this constituted an admission from the U.S. that we need these immigrant workers here and a commitment to offer the workers rights to a driver’s license.



George W. Bush: Not Actually the Devil
By Peter Douglas
Staff Writer

I used to be a big time Bush-basher. I loved the websites that made George W. Bush look like a monkey, the books full of garbled speeches and interviews, and the jokes about the President’s IQ. I would begin every article I wrote for this newspaper by describing how idiotic, greedy, fascist, and evil the President was and how once again he was going to screw up all of our lives. Lately, however, the pervasive Bush-bashing is beginning to bother me. It is not that my opinion of the President has changed; it is as low as ever. Nor do I think the President deserves a higher level of respect; we should be able to treat our presidents with the same lack of respect we show everyone else. The problem with Bush bashing is that it is a sign of desperation, a sign that we feel so powerless to stop the country from heading in a direction that many of us feel is terrible that all we can do to make ourselves feel better is call the President stupid. This is a bad sign, because when you start calling people names, it means they have already won.



Choices Tricky During and After College
By Emily Steele
Contributing Writer

It is our responsibility as citizens of the United States and the global community to do all that we can to make sure our government works to fight the Global AIDS crisis. The Free Trade Area of the Americas agreement (FTAA) is a step in the wrong direction, in terms of placing profit before human lives. It will limit both Latin America and the Caribbean in the production and marketing of affordable anti-retroviral drugs (ARVs) and will benefit wealthy pharmaceutical companies.



Freshman Retrospective
By Brandon Routman
Staff Writer

As the semester winds down to winter break, I thought that it might be an appropriate time to reminisce. It was just a few months ago that we freshmen chirped down College Avenue under the watchful gaze of upperclassmen. But we are not incoming freshmen anymore. With at least a few credits of academia under our collective belt, we can now condescend to high-school seniors on their college hunts. Yes, we too were once there, a long time ago. The few months in age that separate us college students from those eager-eyed seniors belie the large gap in our psyches. They still have worries and hopes that we would find naive, and perhaps they would consider our worries petty. Consider this: before entering college, one of my biggest ambitions was to fully immerse myself in all the offerings of a liberal arts education: science, literature, philosophy, history. Now, my biggest ambition is to wake up before class early enough to help myself to some omelets with tomatoes, black olives, cheese, and mushrooms. My point is that, to some extent, we have lost our idea of the “big picture” of college.



 

 

Meet the Pueblo
A momentary glimpse into the collective.
 

What kind of animal do you think we think you are?

"A Turtle "
- Drew Orr '04

"A cat"
- Chelsea DeWitt '05

"A mitre saw"
- George Bush '76

"A Bear ."
- Dr. Robert Lesser '04

"A sphinx."
- Peter Kelly '07

"A squirrel "
- Christina Newhall '06

"The Crocodile Hunter's Favorite Croc"
- Mike Lidquist '04

"Why do you hate me, Joshua Tremblay?"
- Gorilla '05