Men's Basketball Plays First Home Game This Saturday
By Lauren Sauter
Guru
I got to work around 4:35 pm on Monday, but Felipa
wasn’t there so I had to wait outside to get in.
It was cold, but I have this great black poofy jacket
I got at a LeRoy’s. It is so goddamn warm. Finally
Felipa got there and mumbled something to me in Spanish
that I didn’t understand. I had told her I spoke
Spanish, which is a lie.
I thought we weren’t going to be very busy,
so I brought some CDs to play. I had Bob Dylan (Desire),
the new Belle and Sebastian (which seemed appropriate
for a restaurant), and Stereolab (Dots and Loops). I
played the Stereolab all night, and I think it worked
well. I got thinking that there are at least three bands
with the word “Stereo” in their name, which
is confusing. At the end I put on Desire, which starts
with “The Hurricane” because I was hoping
to would get people moving out the door. Then I started
vacuuming and that sort of pissed the last table off.
Actually I forgot about the CD and left it playing in
the stereo. When I got home, I tried to call Felipa
to tell her, “Olvidé a apagar el stereo,”
but she didn’t answer the phone.
My tips totaled about $40 overall, which is pretty
okay. Maia is making me save them in a jar so we’ll
have money for our Grand European Excursion after graduation.
Probably just the two of us will go. We were thinking
about inviting other friends, but there is no one either
of us can tolerate for a sustained period of time...so
we’re going to Greece and whatever countries are
near Greece, maybe Macedonia if that is near Greece.
We’ll probably do different things during the
day, like I will lie by the pool and drink Manhattans
while Maia goes to the art museum.
When I got back to my room, I had a message on my
cell phone from this boy I met on friendster. Maia laughs
at me for meeting people on the internet. Come to think
of it, so do most people I tell about it, but I didn’t
try to meet anyone. These boys just see my hot-ass pictures
and come running. And since I’m lonely and unfulfilled,
why would I tell them not to call me? He turned out
to be funny and smart-sounding and we talked for a real
long time, despite the fact I have so much homework.
Like, a lot of homework.
My suitemate was loading a bowl with some friends
when I got off the phone. Supposedly the weed she bought
was engineered by the government for tests and shit.
I looked at it. It was whitish with these weird little
orange hairs, sort of. So we got pretty high and then
had a few beers. I didn’t eat dinner, so it all
hit me like a ton of bricks, and I had some leftover
cake to calm down. By then, it was around 1 am. Everyone
else was going strong, but I suddenly felt compelled
to read this paper I have to present in my Bio class.
I started reading it, but fell asleep before I got past
the abstract. |