Student Dislikes, Misunderstands "Editorial"
Editor/ Assface:
I was angered, nay furious, that your editorials are just
that, editorials. How dare you have an opinion, let alone
express one? Who is in charge here? What happened to that
Leisurecraft fellow that so gracefully and effortlessly
produced such a fine paper? That gent had things together,
but you, scumbag Tremblay, seem as if you can barely scrape
together twelve pages of crap and put pants on every morning.
Let me explain a little something to you- you are worthless.
The ASPC Senate however, they’re who is running
things around here. Who hasn’t enjoyed the new
laundry bins or extended library hours. And who knows
what this year’s Senate will bring. If it wasn’t
for the kindness of their hearts, Senate would have
cut your egregiously outrageous funding some years ago,
maybe during the “drugs and kiddie pool”
phase of TSL.
To take the initiative upon yourselves, especially
that dirtbag Tremblay, to publish your own opinions
is beyond uncalled for, it is downright selfish. And
to pass these scandalous opinions off as news, under
the guise of “editorial,” is appalling.
I for one will never read this filth again, but will
instead use it to wipe my pretty, pretty little bum
with. Thanks for nothing:
Jimbo Klein ’06
I have never read a newspaper before ever, and do not
understand the word “editorial”
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