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Seniors Spank First Years in Broomball
By Janice Kang and Nobu Koch
Sports Editor
Contributing Writer

Saturday: Broomball Night. In a classic show of freeloading, the freshmen depended on their mighty senior friends to safely tote them to and from the rink. In this interaction between seniors and freshmen, one thing was clear—many from the class of ’04 were playing the sober game poorly while a large percentage of the freshmen…well, they were clearly of the sub-free persuasion. “Whisky sours!” crowed Paul Kiernan ’04 from his backseat perch as the crowd waited for other broomballers to show up in the Sumner parking lot. The first years visibly shuddered.

Football Comes From Behind to Beat Oxy
By Ezekiel Pfiefer
Sports Associate

The Pomona-Pitzer football team came back from a 14-6 deficit on Saturday to defeat the previously unbeaten Occidental Tigers, 28-14. Quarterback Cody Peterson ’07 made his debut on Saturday, playing most of the second quarter and the entire second half to lead the Hens to victory. The surging Sagehens moved to 4-1 overall and 3-0 in SCIAC play with the win, landing them in the first place in the conference.

Sagehen Volleyball Reigns Over CMS, CalTech, & Oxy
By Ezekiel Pfeifer
Sports Associate

The Pomona-Pitzer women’s volleyball team competed impressively last week, winning all three games they played. The Sagehens started the week’s games with a win over SCIAC rival Claremont-Mudd-Scripps on Tuesday, moved on to beat Caltech on Friday, and finished the undefeated run by beating another regional competitor, Occidental, on Saturday.

A Day in the Life of J.R. Hall
By Lauren Sauter
Sports Associate

We’re going to do something a little different this week. Ever seen the movie Being John Malkovich? Well, this article is going to transport you into the brain of JR Hall ’04, one of the top-ranked players on the P-P tennis team. Not only that, we are going to time travel back to the events of Saturday, Oct. 4 in the year 2003, which happens to coincide with the fall ITA (Intercollegiate Tennis Association) tournament. Get ready!