ITS Sneaky, Silent
By Chris Meyer
A&F Associate
These days technology problems are pretty much a given. If
you manage to survive for a month without having your computer
crash, your television reception go fuzzy, your lamp burn
out or your refrigerator explode, you're either really lucky
or you must possess some kind of machinery healing power like
some guy in the X-Men probably has. And since I don't think
anyone at this school is a mutant, I'd imagine most of you
have had at least a few tiffs with your computer by this point
in life. There may have even been a few times when you've
wanted to put a fist in the monitor, push it out the third-floor
window or strangle it by its own power cords, or, preferably,
some combination of all three. I know for certain that a select
few of us have had this feeling for the last few weeks thanks
to internet woes; the weird part is, this time they weren't
caused by a technology malfunction, but by someone's very
specific decision.
I'm used to the internet cutting out on my computer from
time to time, so when things nearly ground to a halt near
the beginning of March, I didn't think much of it for a day
or two. The internet was, technically, still working;
it had just slowed down to a speed I'd later find out was
approximately half of a kilobyte per second, which essentially
meant that our Pomona Webmail page would load up after about
five to six minutes. Sending an email would take 10 on a good
day, but forget about any kind of attachments. Instant Messenger
would barely work, cutting me off every five minutes or so,
and endlessly reminding me that they were sorry I'd lost contact
to the AOL Alerts Server, which I didn't even know existed.
Anyway, for a while, no big deal, I could always go to a computer
lab, right?
Well, sure, I could always go there; the machines in both
computer labs seem to have refined the concept of incompetence
to a high art, and sometimes getting them to actually do anything
useful works about as well as building castles in the clouds.
Printers on north and south campus alike would spite me, zip
drives almost never worked, and the system itself had apparently
decided to only allow me to log in when the hour of the day
was a multiple of seven. Well, that's exaggerating, but the
truth is that what should have been a relatively simple process
of bringing my Word document to a lab, logging into the network
and printing it out almost never went through without some
amount of unforeseen complications.
But again, it wasn't so bad at first; things like this do
happen from time to time. After three or four days of this
(and finding out that most of my friends weren't having this
problem) I decided that it might be serious and called the
folks over at ITS, who usually help me out of problems like
this. The staff member I talked to hadn't heard of this specific
problem before, and suggested a few remedies that didn't work.
A week or so later a different ITS staffer offered some different
ideas, none of which worked; I asked several people on and
off staff for opinions and nobody could seem to help. Just
after Spring Break my case was then upgraded to a higher level,
where apparently the full-time staff would take care of things.
I never really heard from them.
This last Monday afternoon saw a familiar scene for me: what
should have been a relatively simple printing out of a five-page
document up at SACS turned into a hurculean fiasco that made
me half an hour late to class (this hadn't been the first
time, either). This wasn't due to my own incompetence; I know
how to operate computers and I can usually recognize when
a system fuck-up is my fault or not. I was relating my own
computer's woes to the staffer at the desk when she told me
that my bandwidth had probably been blocked by ITS itself
because of my file-sharing activities.
What?
I double-checked this story with other staffers, and though
no two explanations were alike I managed to discover that
I had been "blacklisted" and, in order to get my
internet back, I would have to go through something akin to
a confessional by removing all of my file-sharing software,
calling ITS and telling them I'd done so and then wait around
for them to return my bandwidth so I could re-install all
my file-sharing programs and resume downloading - as long
as I kept my upload rate lower than 2 gigabytes per day (a
constant rate of about 23 kilobytes per second). A little
ridiculous, but not that bad in and of itself; bureaucracy
will be bureaucracy.
What gets to me is that all of this happened without my knowledge.
My internet account was, in effect, suspended until I took
certain steps to alleviate something I didn't even know I
was guilty of. I was never alerted of the blocking, never
even warned; worst of all, ITS itself didn't or couldn't
even help when I asked for it. Not that I believe it's a fault
of the student workers; they honestly didn't find out until
just this week, and it was one of them that finally set me
in the right direction. Someone in the full-time staff has
been shutting off my - and, I hear, at least 40 others' -
bandwidth for almost a month without alerting either us that
we were at fault, or the rest of the ITS staff so that they
could help us deal with it. Maybe it's just me, but that sounds
more than a little shady.
My attempts to contact the person responsible for the blocking
have been fruitless, and as of this writing no official comment
has yet been made on this situation, so sadly all I have to
go on are the stories of uninvolved ITS staff and other students
in my position. There are indeed others that, like me, found
they had internet troubles, contacted ITS and yet received
no help; I'm not simply an isolated case. At least 40 people
were on this blacklist and I have yet to meet a single person
who was given a warning or even a notice as to their blocked
internet. For some it's been a week or two; for people like
me it's been an entire month, and it's certainly possible
others have been blocked longer than I. Thanks to a combination
of this blacklisting and computer lab problems, I went through
four weeks being late to classes, missing newspaper deadlines
and under an extra level of stress that people just shouldn't
have to put up with; I can only imagine how it affected the
rest of the blacklisted group.
This is the type of fiasco our college simply doesn't need;
it's wasted far too much of our time and energy and has only
worsened the already admittedly strained relations between
ITS and the student body. If there was supposed to be a lesson
in this blacklisting, that lesson has been eroded by the ridiculous
secrecy and carelessness that went into its implementation;
I keep thinking of that spoiled brat in kindergarten that
would hide all the best toys so nobody else would be able
to play with them, or the unreasonable girlfriend that locks
you out of your own house until you apologize for something
you don't even know you did wrong. I hope the person(s) behind
this will at the very least have the decency to learn from
their mistakes, that as human beings we deserve better than
juvenile wrist-slap punishments.
What can we do to avoid such a thing in the future? If there
still hasn't been an official comment on this by now, we can
keep poking around to find out the truth. We can also lobby
school administration to do the same - I don't know enough
about the structure of ITS to be able to identify key weaknesses,
but when things like this happen I feel that some sort of
investigation is necessary to find out where things are going
wrong. Pomona should also consider hiring more full-time staff
to work extended hours, since not all of our big computer
problems occur during the hours of 9 to 5 with a one-hour
lunch break in the middle. Just a larger staff in general
would be great - I realize that keeping a network running
smoothly can be difficult, but when things like this start
happening and not a single PC in either computer lab knows
how to read a zip disk, it's clear that definite changes
need to be made. Hiring some sort of ITS-student relations
manager (or adding another, if one exists) might help things
as well. I don't know what would be best, I just know something
needs to be done - though I've tried to think the best of
ITS in the past, this entire incident makes me doubt that
they have our interests in mind at all.
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