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1. $2.30 gasoline.

2. Urinating while standing up.

3. Joy Division.

4. "Metrolink and/or Red Line play"

5. Los Angeles

6. Removing the world that blinds your eyes.

1. Conquering Iraq.

2. Urinating on the toilet seat.

3. The creeping fascism.

4. The seige of Baghdad.

5. Seattle.

6. Being a fighter.

7. Waging war 'in the name of peace.'