Copyright 2002
The Student Life

For Shizzle My Nizzles!
By DJ Art & MC Features
A&F Gangstas


Booze: Drink me! Me: No, you dirty Booze! Booze: Please? Me: Well, if you're going to be so goddamn polite about it. Booze; I love to be drunken. Me: Fuckster.
Adam (could have) Freed a lot of refugess this week, but instead he wrote this article that is only marginally about booze.
A&F Writer


Nietzsche: Got a little birdy for ya, biatch!
God: Right back atcha, honkey!

By Nietzsche & God
A&F Rap Stars


Gorillas in the mist; I'd like to show Jane Goodall my fist! Cuz she's very high on the list of people that make me pissed.
What I like to call a "cautionary tale."



By: Bat!
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SALUTAAATIONS FROM BAYT
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By Bat: transcribed:

This article is by a bat.
Salutations from Bat
Just call me Bat.
Booo
Yaaay.