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Copyright 2002
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Space Ghost is back! And now there's two of him.
Things we know that you do not:
1. The female Western Gray Squirrel is only in heat one day a year.
2. Dolphins, on the other hand, have sex over 50% of their waking hours. No, they do not use prophylactics.
3. "Towards" is a strictly British usage. The proper American term is 'toward.'
4. Before standardization by the railroads in 1918, the United States had 53 time zones.
5. It is possible to have perfect vision except for the inability to tell if anything is moving.
6. When you die, the heart becomes the shape of a pyramid.
7. "Femme Fatale" and "Like a Rolling Stone" were both written about Edie Sedgwick.
8. The tomato is the largest berry.
9. John Updike is the last of the literary phallocrats.
10. The "Ghost" on the right isn't Space Ghost - it's his evil twin Chad Ghostal, usurper and phallocrat.
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