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Love, Loss, Molestation and Fellatio (finally) Grace Pomona’s Stage
By Bethany Anne Kibler
Arts & Features Editor
Clive: This is my family. Though far from home We serve the Queen wherever we may roam. I am a father to the natives here, And father to my family so dear
My wife is all I dreamt a wife should be, And everything she is she owes to me.
I’ve Been Sittin’ on a Toilet, All the Live Long Day
By Ji H. Chong
A & F Associate
So, I was supposed to write this article on bathroom etiquette, but I didn’t have that certain "je ne sais quoi" spark to my writing that my fans have come to know and love.
Come to Papa!!!
By Benny Kraines
Staff Writer
If you remember, last week I was preparing for a duel over a woman. My predicted outcome: both me and my beloved comrade lying in our respective intensive care beds, as the woman over whom we unsuccessfully dueled "consulted" the on-call resident in the back of the ambulance.
Is This It Strokes Listener to Point of Ecstacy
By Cyrus Dioun
Staff Writer
Unless you’re one of those hepcats at KSPC, have an ear to the ground, or a friend at the record store, you probably have not heard of The Strokes, much less actually heard them. Just last week, The Strokes released their first full-length album, Is This It.
That Much Better than J-Lo–Rilo (Kiley)
By Regan Douglass
Contributing Writer
I think I’m in love. It happened at The Glass House in Pomona last Sunday night, of all times. The object of my affection is Rilo Kiley, a one-woman, three-man, L.A.-based band whose music fits neatly into your head and squarely under your tapping feet, if not easily into any existing genre.
Welcome to Pomona, All Students May Claim Their Diapers Here
By Eric Gross
Contributing Writer
Some balding, (not just a) cigar-smoking fin-de-siecle Viennese coke head once hypothesized that the trauma that results from exiting the comfort of the womb is the first and most distinctly troubling source of anxiety and psychic discord that all humans have the misfortune of experiencing.
FIVE DOLLAR
Mush Filmstrip (frame 1)
Darker Than Blue: Soul from Jamdown 1973-80
Thrash and Burn
Ali/Belogenis/Morris: live at Tonic
Stars & Hank Forever
Dorm Parties We’d Actually Want To Go To
By Chris Meyer
A & F Associate
A revelation came to me this last weekend, as I was preparing for Smiley 80’s. Yes, Smiley 80’s. I know it’s a long way off, but let’s just say I’m not working on so much of an outfit, but rather, on a recreation of the entire Thriller video, complete with multimillion-dollar makeup jobs and back-up dancers from Harvey Mudd.
Letters from Home
Kevin,
We have tried to make preliminary arrangements to deal with emergencies re: grandpa & grandma. Specifically, should grandma M. die or be hospitalized during our trip you guys will be the only legally competent ones available to make decisions.
Nothing to Lose But Pride and $20
By Nancy Hanna
Staff Writer
Eighteen is one of those milestone birthdays. You’re finally a legal adult. You can vote. You can sign a legally binding contract. The list of rights and responsibilities goes on, which is all fine and dandy, but what’s even better are the tattoos, piercings, and cigarettes you can now legally get.
Upcoming Quartet Visit Anticipated
By Emily Field
A & F Associate
Perhaps you’ve seen the signs around campus advertising them, or your music professor mentioned them in class last week. But what is the Alexander String Quartet? Who are they? Why are they here? Friends and neighbors, it is time to gather round and prepare to be enlightened.
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