Security Briefs
CMC, roofies strike again.
9/10 8:37a.m.
A Scripps student is found faint and incoherent outside Mason Hall.
Hahn has a library?
9/14 12:00p.m.
Pomona staff member reports a theft from Hahn library. Reported stolen was a 26 inch, black, Toshiba TV monitor.
Fire in the hole!
5:55p.m.
The Dining Hall Manager at Frank makes a call to get a plumber to fix the men’s restroom.
It would make a great story if only he could remember it.
12:26a.m.
An RA calls Campus Safety to request assistance at Norton-Clark. An inebriated student put his fist through a window. The RA treats his hand wounds.
Gee "Whiz!" Get it? "Whizzzz!"
9/15 1:36a.m.
Campus Safety patrol officer discovers two men wearing lightly-colored shirts urinating on a vehicle in a North campus parking lot.
He probably did it himself to get attention.
7:37a.m.
A student places a picture of President Peter Stanley’s head in a strategic location on Orozco’s painting, Prometheus, in Frary Dining Hall. Campus Safety uses a furnace stool to climb up and remove the picture.
Couldn’t this be a porno flick?
11:10a.m.
A student reports that her key is stuck in her lock and that she is unable to enter her room. Campus Safety calls the key shop to assist her.
Well, at least the creeping facism hasn’t reached local government yet.
3:55p.m.
A student reports receiving two disturbing messages on his/her campus voicemail from an unknown caller. In the first messages the voices are muffled. In the second message, the caller, evidently affecting a Middle Eastern accent, mentions recent events at the World Trade Centerand falsely identifies himself as Islamic. Claremont Police Department is contacted but does not respond because of the lack of suspect information.
Luckily he brought his trillion dollar bill in with him.
5:28p.m.
A student reports to Campus Safety the theft of items from his unlocked car parked outside Sontag Greek Theater. Among the stolen goods are his CD collection containing 250 compact discs, his DVD collection, a blue-green Donald Duck lunch kit, and a black backpack full of textbooks.
And so the Revolution begins...
9/16 1:00a.m.
A Harwood RA requests the presence of the on-call dean to meet an unruly and inebriated student who demanded an audience in order to complain about the authority of the residence hall staff.
Now, there’s obviously no such place as "Global Hospital."
2:00a.m.
Student is reported semi-conscious from alcohol poisoning. She is transferred to Global Hospital accompanied by an RA and her sponsor. The on-call dean is paged and follows shortly thereafter.
No means no.
12:45p.m.
A female student reports an incident in which a young male, possibly a student, knocks on her door and asks, "Can I [expletive] you?" She gave a negative reply, and proceeded to shut and lock her door.
We hope she’s doing well.
9/17 6:08pm
An elderly female is found lost in the handicap space in the Lawry parking lot. She is having trouble finding her way home. Campus Safety goes through her pocketbook to find identification and then escorts her back to her residence, Claremont Manor.
We bet it was the guy carrying the TV in Seaver courtyard.
9/18 10:05a.m.
Someone reports a TV missing from Seaver Theater. A staff member reports seeing a man carrying a TV in Seaver courtyard and detaining him. Tthe man told her the TV belonged to him and proceeded to carry the TV to his car. His license plate number was recorded.
