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 | April 27, 2001 |
 | Security Briefs  Specialized for Me to Poop On! Wednesday, April 18, 9:57 am A student reports that a bike has been stolen from between Wig and Harwood dorms. The unlocked bike was a specialized 21-speed mountain bike valued at approximately $350. Out Damn Spot Wednesday, April 18, 2:40 pm A student advises that she will be conducting a play on the quad between Mason, Pearsons and Crookshank Halls. She says the actors will have knives and will be screaming. The Bottle Was Dusty But the Liquor Was Clean Thursday, April 19, 8:06 pm A poetry reading involving alcohol is reported in the Smith Campus Center’s Social Room. Students are allowed to continue the reading without alcohol. Overzealous RA Impersonates CPD Friday, April 20, 12:09 am A resident advisor determines that there are 20 students on the roof of Lyon Hall. Campus Security is called, and confiscates bongs, glass pipes and alcohol from the students. Those involved apparently got to the roof by climbing through a dorm window, and down to the roof by means of a ladder. I Wish He Felt My Tip Friday, April 20, 9:51 pm An unknown man is found in the Smith Campus Center. He is identified as Has Been Drinking (HBD) and is arrested for trespassing. He has a large blue felt tip marker in his possession. Maybe It Was that Homophobic Joke Issue Article Saturday, April 21, 9:08 pm A student reports that he was in a verbal altercation with three males earlier that night, including off-campus persons who "called him a fag." Diagnosis: Glass Eye Saturday, April 21, 11:15 pm A school doctor is paged by a student who believes he has meningitis. They Got It From Deep Throat Saturday, April 21, 11:38 pm An anonymous caller requests directions to the Pomona Valley Hospital, saying that he and two other people might have meningitis. Maybe She Just Had Men in Her Gitis Sunday, April 22, 12:00 am A student calls and says she is concerned she might have meningitis. Don’t You Read Our Ads, Dummies? Sunday, April 22, 1:37 am Campus Security officers see a Ford with at least two people in it driving recklessly south on College Ave toward Sixth Street. The occupants appear to have open containers and are throwing bottles onto the street. Officers find the vehicle parked on the north side of Mudd Blaisdell, and approach the vehicle. The occupants run into the dormitory. Officers find beer bottles and beer spilt both inside and outside the vehicle, and the car is impounded by the Claremont Police Department. Where’d Prospie Go? Sunday, April 22, 12:48 am The manager of the Smith Campus Center finds an unknown male unconscious in the bathroom next to the Rose Hills Theater. He turns out to be a prospective student from Massachusetts. He vomits several times, but is not sent to the hospital. –Compiled by Peggy Liao and Scott LaBoda |
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