Zurich, 1903, an intimate courtyard: The protagonists have assembled, largely by chance, for a chance meeting between minds, minds that would never have come together had they not been blown into close proximity by the mischevious winds of Fate, mischevious winds that blew, all too mischeviously, in such a manner, that a collection of minds that normally would never have come anywhere near each other, were, in this instance, strangely, against the dictates of reason, brought together in a meeting, a cataclysmic meeting, a meeting of minds!!!:

Andrew: Hey Nate!

Nate Fisher: I am Duke Gray.

Andrew: Hey Duke! It’s great to see you!

Duke Gray: Uhhh!! Did you know I went for $180 at the KD date auction?

Andrew: You are worth more than that for me though! Duke! Nate?!

Nate Fisher: I am Matt Kolsky!? Does that mean I just blew $180 on a date with my roommate?

Andrew: I love the Earth, Matt! I love you, too!

Matt Kolsky(?): Wait a minute! By the transitive property, I am my own roommate!

Andrew: Sounds like your on big trouble!!

Nate: Sounds like what??!?

Andrew: I said, ‘Sounds like your on big trouble!!’ What’s the matter in you??!!?!?

Duke (Nate??!): Seems like you gotta problem with prepositions, Dude.. Are you high??

Andrew: I am high of life, Duke(?)! The Earth gets me high. It was a heady aroma. I love living from planet Earth!! Yeah Gaia! Gaia, Gaia, Gaia, Gaia!!! Watcha watcha watcha saya?!

Matt (the ‘Duke’) Fisher: Actually, I am Jake. Jake I am. Bliggedy Blam! Post Modernism, Damn!!

–finis!!