In an interview with columnist Richard W. Caperton, he declared, "It’s not that the Senate is doing nothing, it’s just that I don’t like them."

"While some Senators are okay (i.e. Grayson Schaffer), in general, the Senate is made of bad people who do not represent my opinions," said Caperton. "Not only do I hate KGI, but I also hate most of the Senators, on a personal level. They are dislikable."

In the extended interview, Caperton railed against tools of the administration and semi-tools of the administration. In fact, every person who is not Caperton was declared a "tool of the administration." "Nora Lawrence (aka Mufti) is a tool of the administration," declared Caperton, "Did you see those stickers about ‘Nora Lawrence"?, She is a tool of the administration."

Much despised for his pseudo-radical and semi-challenging opinions, Caperton has become a favorite target for senators. Says ASPC Presiden-Elect Jake Oken-Berg, "Nobody likes Richard Caperton." Says Richard Caperton, "I don’t like anybody."

"In fact," says Caperton, "I hate everybody. Most everything I’ve written this semester is a result of nothing other than personal dislike of every single Senator."

"From the issue of KGI and BFS to the PAC system, I propose that other than actually disliking the Senate positions, we should dislike the actual Senators making semi-undemocratic decisions," says Caperton.

"I hate everything," says Caperton. "Especially the ASPC Senate…On a personal level…They’re actually bad people."

Or something.