To print a joke issue and this is it. Do you have a joke issue? If you did you’d have to write a disclaimer like this so Stan Gaines couldn’t sue you. DOn’t know who Stan Gaines is? Doesn’t even matter. Anyway, anything found in this issue is not intended to represent the truth; rather, it is intended to satire the truth. And other times we just make stuff up completely. Except Nick Grudin being a well-formed hunk with a gluttious maximus as tight and sexy as his robust pectorals. Someone on TSL’s staff has a crush on Nick.. Can you tell? Moving on, some of the things you should not think about this joke issue is that it is true, close to true, intended to suggest certain truths as truths, etc. Also, if you know who Epi-Curious is, could you let us know? We’re sick and tired of those articles showing up unsigned at the Walker Fishbowl each week, smelling of pot and scrawled in the incoherent penmenship of a dislexic child.