Best of Security Briefs

Student Drops his Drawers, Advises CPD to Please "Respond to Deez Nuts"
Friday, November 12, 10:23 pm. Students complained about noise coming from a Clark I party. CPD called to inform Campus Safety that they had been receiving complaints as well. Hosts turned music down. CPD called again to say they were still receiving complaints, and they were responding. On-call dean was notified and issued a first response warning to dean.
Three Forties: Six Dollars; Throwing Bikes at Your Friends: Priceless
Sunday, October 24, 12:44 am. Campus Safety received report of four to five subjects throwing bicycles at each other outside south of Lawry. Officer arrived to find no one.
Expect Ad Hominem Retribution, You Fascist Speech-Silencing Sons/Daughters of Bitches
On Saturday, April 22 at 0049 a group of subjects was seen tampering with a vehicle on Bonita. Responding officers found that three students had tied themselves with rope to the car. They were shouting "TSL burn in hell!" They wanted the owner of the vehicle, a TSL employee, to respond. The situation was resolved without charges being filed.
Leave the Students Alone, Neil
On April 9 at 1205 an unknown person with a moustache was reported for harassing students near Marston Quad. Campus Safety was unable to locate him.
"Gardening Project" + The Wash = Pot Joke Slam Dunk
On February 25 at 1708, a student reported a fire at the Wash. The responding officer found that students were having a campfire near their gardening project. They were advised that they were not allowed to start fires.
-Compiled By Beth Cope