Sadly, not everyone of y’all can be a Lawry C-3 Hustla. This I know. I understand that some of you young’uns down on South Campus might have just gotten into stuntin’ and might not know what the hell Sam Steezy’s talking about in his column. So fo’ the sake of the childrens, Ima offer up a li’l explanification of some of the words and phrases you mighta seen me use.

Stunt–To bust off, to shine, to always keep it real whilst collecting that scrilla.

EX: He was a game spittin’, steady grippin’ shot calla, so of course he was always stunting for the ladies.

Bling–What that brand new ice blue diamond set in a ring of polished platinum do, fool.

EX: You know me and my team stand out, it’s bling-a-ling everytime I put my hand out.

Ice– The most lovely accessory a true rolla can get fo’ hisself or his shortie.

EX: That pimp’s ice crusted bandana was the envy of all the other wannabe sex merchants.

Balla –One who has his game tight at all time. Never slippin’, straight trippin’.

EX: Sammy hisself.

Dub–Strictly the finest 20 inchers to hold up them Yokohama tires. Usually chromed out real nice like.

EX: Ayo, playboy, you seen my ballerific new whip? I got that shit on dubs.

Floss–When someone’s acting like he’s type slick. Usually he ain’t.

EX: You see that newtron up at County tryin’ a floss and be the boss?

Chi-tilla–The Chi. Chi-Town. Chicago, aiight? Damn, don’t make me have to cut you…

EX: To all the OG rhyme killas and hundred dollar billas born and raised in the Chi-tilla, big ups.

C-3 Hustlaz –An uptown shiner who always keep things cracklin’.

EX: The Lawry C-3 Hustlaz got North Campus more locked down than the psycho ward at Sing-Sing. Respect that or get served.

Pimpalicious–What I is.

Thugacious–Also, what I is.

Hardacity–Fool, who you thought I is?