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February 23, 2001
Copyright 2001
Pomona College





February 16, 2001



Security Briefs

So Why Don’t You Come up Here and Get It Goddamnit!

2/6/01 1:25 am
Purse found near Frary.

Come Back Here With My Wallet, Baby! Stupid Baby.

2/6/01 9:42 am
Visiting professor has wallet stolen. Valuables included cash, ATM card, and credit cards.


Oh-h, I’m a Professor at Po-mona. I Don’t Have to Lock My Do-oor.

2/6/01 5:25 pm
Professor has wallet stolen from unlocked office in Hahn.

 

Stop Making Fun Of A Cappppella. It’s Not Funny Anyway.

2/6/01 9:05 pm
Security officers report female screaming in Mudd Blaisdell Courtyard. Upon reaching the location, no one is found. Officers discover the screams are coming from a room adjacent to the courtyard, where students are rehearsing.

Campus Security Shocked!

2/7/01 3:26 pm
Female student reports stolen bike.

And He Fucked it up Too. I Bet He Didn’t Even Tell That Guy.

2/7/01 10:38 pm
Male Pomona student with no helmet is seen in Lawry parking lot, recklessly riding a motorcycle in circles. Student is advised of safety factors, and parks motorcycle.

Boethius Meets Saved by the Bell? I Want Kelly.

2/9/01 3:42 pm
Security officers find a group of students fighting between Baxter Medical Center and the Andrews Science Building. The students turn out to be a group of high school thespians practicing for a skit that evening.

Feel Better!

2/9/01 8:19 pm

Paramedics called for a female Pitzer athlete injured at a basketball game. She reportedly had a broken nose and possible concussion.

Oops, She Did it Again!

2/9/01 11:24 pm

Drunk CMC female required paramedic assistance after losing consciousness due to excessive consumption of shots of Bacardi. Security officers unable to obtain the victim’s name because of an uncooperative female friend, also drunk. The friend poured water down the victim’s throat, and had to be physically removed so the victim could be transported to Baxter Medical Center. The friend shouted that she was going to file charges against Campus Safety and the Los Angeles Paramedics Group.

 

Maybe They Were HBD Too.

2/11/01 12:16 am

Two CMC students found fighting in Eversole Courtyard. Students were reported as uncooperative.

Maybe if They Weren’t So Big and Strong! . . .

2/11/01 12:29 am

CMC student found drunk in Eversole Courtyard, is reportedly uncooperative, threatens a security officer, and then heads back toward CMC.

I Bet You Like My Glass Eye

2/11/01 12:50 pm

Student reports that her room window in Walker Hall has been shattered, and the screen taken out.




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