V-Week is a weeklong dedication to raising awareness of violence against all women. This year, Edie plans to have one activity on each of five consecutive days. On Monday, February 12, Edie is helping to organize an art show at Pitzer. She asked the 5-College community to respond and contribute art or poetry that dealt with issues of violence against women. More

HA! If love is anything, it is not simple. In popular culture, (Shakespeare and Britney included) love is one of the most frequently, and the most unconvincingly, presented feelings out there. It can be the blanket excuse for an entire movie’s worth of stupid actions. It can heal all wounds, or it can make you die. More

Are you in the market for a cheap Valentine gift? If so, then you are in luck, because I need to make some fast cash to pay for my court-ordered visits to the "brain doctor." Please call x74710 if you are interested in any of the following goods or services: More

Everybody knows that if you want to be cool, you’ve got to be extreme. Sure, it’s not bad to be a jock, hippie, nerd, or even a DJ. But as the media makes painfully obvious, if you want to have all the friends, get laid every night, and make the loot, you gotta be extreme. Feel me? More

Looking for perfect abs and the body of your dreams? Those Richard Simmons workout videos might not be enough, and there is no need to order a Bowflex. The campus gym is equipped with all sorts of paraphernalia and apparatuses to help you realize the trim figure in hibernation. More

A crowd of enthusiastic students crammed into cottage 629 last Friday to see the Groundhog Day debut of Bizarro Will, Pomona’s newest rock ‘n’ roll band. The band, consisting of four Pomona sophomores, had the crowd in the palm of their hands from the very beginning of the night, playing sports arena favorite "Rock ‘n’ Roll," by Gary Glitter. Hands were clapping, feet were stomping, and long after the Listerine-shaped bottles of Lucky’s grocery brand gin and vodka were emptied, the crowd stayed on to hear a second set of classic-style rock originals from Bizarro Will. More

Back in the 70’s, when I was growing up, everything was different. The ladies wore those real short shorts, hijinks involving the local sheriff never resulted in much trouble, and people still got into their cars through the window. Most of all, though, the music was different. Rock was huge; it was inescapable. You didn’t have to go down to some hole-in-the-wall club to find a real rock’n’roll show; chances are, there was one going on over at your local fairgrounds or speedway. More

Chili’s is either an upscale fast-food restaurant or a moderately-priced restaurant chain, perhaps both. The local store is located on Indian Hill Boulevard, just south of the 10 freeway. There is a small bar area surrounded by a dining area, which is also small. As noted in their never-ending TV ads, they feature items like boneless buffalo wings, lettuce wraps, fajitas, burgers, ribs and their famous Awesome Blossom. FYI: it’s true, they’re Awesome! More

You were sitting in your (noun) on Valentine’s Day, when a (adjective) (noun) walked in and asked to see your (noun). "Holy (noun)," you exclaimed as you showed them your (noun). "I like that!" they exclaimed. "Do you want me to (verb) it?" you asked. "Oh, yes. (verb) it for me. That’s right. (Verb) that (adjective) (noun) you dirty (noun)."Then you had sex. It was great. Sex is great. You thought to yourself, "Man, that was sure great when I just had that sex. Wooo. That was some sex, S-E-X, sex." And, true enough, it was some sex you had on that Valentine’s Day. It was (adjective), (adjective) sex. And you feel dirty, tainted. But no matter how much you shower you can’t wash off the guilt. You think of the (adjective) sex and feel sick, because you’re such a (noun).