Mamma, I'm Comin' Home, to Lose
By Duke Gray
Sports Associate
The world is made up of great rivalries. Athens versus Sparta. Day versus night. The Catholic Church versus science. Saturday's homecoming game would have a tough time living up to those great battles of yesteryear.
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Frisbee Golf, Free Fun for Hungover Hens
By Kyle Beachy
Sports Editor & Hungover Hen
It was a few Sundays ago that some friends and I sat in our usual day of rest daze, blankly staring at whatever sporadically visible football game was on the tube. Frustrated with the crappy reception, I decided to spark some sort of change.
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Stags Don't Swim, Sagehens Drown CMS
By JP Hehmeyer
Sports Editor
In the past twenty years, Pomona-Pitzer's men's water polo team had beaten neighboring rival CMS only once. That was two years ago at Haldeman pool, with a final score of 7-5. Last Friday, however, in the late night oasis of light at Haldeman, the Sagehens defeated the Stags once again.
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LA's Illegitimate Sons
By Patrick Resing
Senior Editor
Clippers lose! Clippers Lose! Gore Loses! Clippers lose! Yeah, so it's too bad that Gore lost the election? Crazy about Florida, ain't it? Similarly, the Clippers lost another one on production night (that's Wednesday night for all you outside the SL loop) to the Utah Jazz.
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Pockets Get Fatter For the Free Agents
By Dave Katten
Sports Associate
Somewhere in the corpus of economics exists something called, "the law of diminishing returns." If you can find it, may I suggest you pass that little tidbit along to baseball owners who are ready and waiting to give $200 million dollar contracts to not just one player, but two.
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