The year 2000 is divisible by four, and we all know what that means. Presidential elections, leap years and the Olympics. That's right. The modern Olympics. What follows are my notes on the Games, arranged in no particular order. Go to article

The music industry today is a very self-conscious lordship, musicians are the base of the service industry pyramid. They can get screwed as easily as they can have a great time getting screwed. Go to article

Bethany illuminates the truth about the internet site that can finally tell you what your personality is really like. Go to article

This article certainly isn't about the larger issues. Thus, according to the principle of bivalence, it must be about hair. Hell yeah. Go to article

Jon Korn '02 boots, rallies, and lives on to tell his horrendous tale. Go to article

Those damned Oklahoma summers. One minute I'm sitting at home quietly watching Jeopardy with my old pal Marisa, and the next, I'm staggering home, dead drunk, and tattooed. Go to article

It was the most amazing game my friends had ever played, a feat of technology that melded software and skateboarding. Backed by the name of my childhood hero, Tony Hawk, I was intrigued. Go to article

Melfie was a four year old French boy. I watched as he dug through cigarette butts in French ashtrays that were located directly below the "No Smoking" signs. Go to article