Expect Ad Hominem Retribution, You Fascist Speech-Silencing Sons/Daughters of Bitches.

On Saturday, April 22 at 0049 a group of subjects was seen tampering with a vehicle on Bonita. Responding officers found that three students had tied themselves with rope to the car. They were shouting "TSL burn in hell!" They wanted the owner of the vehicle, a TSL employee, to respond. The situation was resolved without charges being filed.

Make Up Your Own Neil Gerard Joke and Insert Here

On Saturday, April 22 at 2239 a suspicious bald while male was seen casing the bike rack. Campus Safety was unable to locate him.

Remove All Concrete
Trees Immediately!

On Saturday, April 23 at 0157 a student on the south side of Clark V reported that their window and screen had been broken and their door dented when a large chunk of concrete was thrown through their window. Another student reported hearing a different nearby window broken, as well.

It’s like Colors, but with
Drunken Abercrombies
Instead of Gang Members, and
Foster Instead of Sean Penn.

On Saturday, April 23 at 0154 a Claremont McKenna Residential Advisor called Campus Safety to tell them a group of 20 students were going to the Pomona campus to seek out a student who had gotten in a fight up at CMC earlier. A Pomona Residential Advisor then phoned Campus Safety to report that someone had discharged a fire extinguisher in the Walker Fishbowl, causing the fire alarm to go off. The responding officers, when leaving the scene, went to the Frary Courtyard, where they found one male beating another male who was on the ground. A group of students had crowded around to watch. When approached by Campus Safety, the assailant gave a false name and then ran away. The victim refused to identify either himself or his assailant, and declined to press charges. In speaking to people afterward, officers determined the identity of the victim. One student also reported that the victim was the person who discharged the fire extinguisher in the Fishbowl earlier.

She Then Had to Admit
That it Was Pretty Amazing.

On Tuesday, April 26 at 0104 a student reported that meatballs were thrown into her room while she was sleeping.