04/21/00: Security Briefs

Security Briefs

Compiled by David Roth and Dan Check

Drunken Drivers Wanted

On Friday, April 21 at 2230 a officer reported a Volkswagen Bug driving erratically on Marston Quad. The car then drove off campus. The officer got a partial identification on the license plate and was able to figure out who the car was registered to. When the person parked on campus later that night, their car was cited.

Suspicious in That They Were Singing "When You’re a Jet, You’re a Jet All the Way" and Dancing

On Saturday, April 15 at 1704 a student reported that five suspicious males were on the roof of Mudd Blaisdell. The men had left by the time the officers arrived.

Ara Vartanian Returns: Ask an Upperclassman if You Don’t Get This.

On Sunday, April 16 at 0101 students reported a fire in the Frary Fountain. Officers arrived to find the fountain smoldering. In addition to using some form of flammable liquid, the perpetrator also threw in a chair and some papers.

In America, First You Get the Sugar. Then You Get the Power. Then You Get the Weemen.

On Sunday, April 16 at 1356 Smiley residents reported a beehive outside of their dorm. Maintenance was called, but they refused to remove it. Grounds said that they would do it on Monday, and that, in the meantime, students should keep the screens on their windows.

The Girl Who Cried "Reaching-in."

On Monday, April 17 at 0045 a student reported hearing a female scream and a campus alarm whistle. Officers arrived to find several females playing basketball.

Seems as if This Fellow Blew his Top. Sorry.

On Wednesday, April 19 at 1058 a student reported that the soft top to his convertible had been stolen. He had set it down to dry after washing it, but returned to find that it was not where he left it. Apparently, groundskeeping staff had picked it up after the wind blew it away.