I didn’t fully awake for some time until, looking out at the drizzled palm trees whizzing past me on the 10, the strange promise of the day fully sunk in. I’m gonna be on a game show. Hot damn. Go to article

Drew Eastman ‘01, also known as Drew P. Nutsack, will be honest with you. "I’d love to say," he said, "you know, ‘I’m in it for the love of the music,’ and yeah, I enjoy that. Go to article

Professor Robert Mezey, during his introduction to Wednesday night’s poetry reading at Crookshank, expressed his regret that this was the last year for the English Department’s Literary series. Go to article

TSL: So, is that a Pink Floyd tattoo?

Student X: Yeah.

TSL: Is there some significance to the wall, other than it being a good album? Go to article

As just about all of you love-struck readers must know, John "Dr. Love" Vanasco PO‘00 was the mastermind behind the party of this and all millennia, the social event of the epoch, and the only CCLA-sponsored party to ever require an exclamation point in the title: the Guaranteed Booty! party. Go to article

On possibly one of the most hyped up weekends of the semester, everyone was hoping to get booty in time for Valentine’s Day while another event sponsored by CCLA went by without some people realizing it. Go to article

In a move of strategic brilliance, Alec Empire (German frontman of Atari Teenage Riot, founder of Digital Hardcore Records, weird techno-anarchist-dude extraordinaire and the sexiest man in music) has foregone any pretense of either politics or listenability to bring us one of the most important records of the year, if not decade. Go to article

February has seen a rash of celebrity deaths: angsty, anxious genius Charles Schulz; the aptly-named Big Punisher; stoic Dallas legend Tom Landry; gentlemanly bone-crusher Derrick Thomas; and crazed r&b legend/Jim Jarmusch favorite Screamin’ Jay Hawkins, to name but five. Go to article